Zombie Walk Vancouver

Zombie walk Vancouver.
Zombie walk was orginazed by people posting all over the internet.
The ad just said. "Dress like a zombie and go on a huge march."
Why? Nobody knows.
So about three hundrd people showed up.
All dressed like zombies.
Pretty Bad ass.

the day went like this:

I did an overnight at detox. I stayed up all night and watch Sean of the Dead getting my zombie act down. I met up with Claire and we got into our zombie gear. Claire is seen here enjoying one of her last cigerettes ever. Since she swears she's quitting when she goes home, seriously!


To get pumped we tried eatting a fake brain that happened to be lying around the house.
(does this picture remind anyone of the cover of one of the calvin and hobbes comics?)

AT 4pm we showed up at the VAG (VANCOUVER ART GALLERY)
I expected mabye 50 people to be there, but nope. SHIT TONS!
Everyones standing around wondering who the hell is running it.
Nobody ever announces themselves as a leader. Everyone just started walking at one point.

Mr.Pipe showed up and joined in the fun.

This is probably the same face and pose claire made while getting her ass tattooed later that day!! (forshadowing!)

Jesse kind of just looked like a coke head.



This dude was the best zombie hands down. He never broke character and ws all by himself the entire down. Plus he packed a lunch in his breif case!

The youth swarming problem in vancouver sadly is even extended to our undead. Is all honor gone. What happened to the nobility of man on man fighting? I blame hip hop.

So zombie walk starts. We circle the block and march by two protests.
Holy shit! If you want to piss off activisits dress up like zombies and crash their parties. They lose their shit. Anyway we head over to pacific center mall.
All the stores lost the shit and lock their doors.

At this point Claire had to drop of to go get her ass tatooted.
Yeah. Her damn ass.
Her and Melissa decided that their friendship was so strong, that they needed each others name permantly inked on their butts.

BFF EVER.
Not as tough as scars, but still pretty sweet.
Claire told me just a couple a minutes ago that the other day she realized that Melissa is not a Mike Paton fan and for one moment reconidered here tat.
But rest easy as the moment has passed.

ZOMBIE PUNKS. THATS AWESOME!


After we left the mall we decended upon the skytrain.
It was insane. Zombies loaded up and broke the escaltors.
Then swarmed and jammed on all the cars.
The looks on all the other very confused transit riders faces were priceless.
Me and Jess were enaged by this enraged drunk man who damned to know the meaning of it.
I told him he are doing it for the same reason he drinks 40s and pisses in his pants in public.
BECAUSE IT's AWESOME.
He didn't get it and just flipped off anybody with a camera.


We got off at main street. And the march carried south. We had a break and waited for more trains of zombie unloaded. We had fun scaring tourist in trolley cars passing by.

For some reason it was totally okay for us to run out on to the road and stop city buses.
And then proceed to shake them and claw at the windows.
This happened a lot.
VPT bus drivers rule.

so the VPD though we were the anti-war protest.
they showed up and helped control traffic.
we had or own police escort.
On motorcycles none the less.
Me and Jesse were so pumped we started doing push ups and beating our chests!
WE THINK COPS RULE. DEAL WITH IT!

The second half of the zombie walkers met up with us at 15th street!
Our numbers were now complete and streched on for blocks.



The line of zombie streached for so long. If you went to the front of the line. It would have taken about 20 mins for all the zombies to march by!

CHE here got runner up for best costume.
I don't think she ever found out though.

Our final destination was the graveyard on main and 33rd!
For some reason a jeep rolled up. And the guy inside had a giant water gun.
Who knows why?
Anyway, It was swormed by zombies.

Here we are trying to figure out what the hell happens now.
The answer was nothing.
We went home. But zombie march was amazing!

Timmey Williams (aka white flava flav) is still a huge nerd even after death.
He says being in a coffin reminds him of getting shoved in lockers in highscool!

Crucial zombie coffee babe Sarah.


Like 5 minutes later I had to pee so bad.
So I just peed into a garabage can on the street.
Nobody even noticed.
Or maybe they did.
HEY WHO THE HELL IS LIP ME OFF WHEN I LOOK LIKE THIS?


So we went home and instead of just cleaning up and putting on new clothes on before we went out.
We just stayed in zombie gear.
We walked around and people would stop us thinking we had been in a fight.
Does anybody know how it started?
Timmey did!
The word is that the zombie started in Montreal a couple years ago.
A bunch of nerds would have battles is knight uniforms or some dumb shit.
So some other people dressed up like zombies, raided the game and fought the nerds.
Then every year they marched to remind nerds they were not safe or welcome having fun in public.
ZOMBIES UP, NERDS DOWN!
ZOMBIE WALK 2006! GET STOKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!